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WARNING!!!!!!! IF EASILY OFFENDED BY CRUDE JOKES LEAVE NOW.
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THERE'S AN ENGLISHMAN, AN IRISHMAN AND A SCOTSMAN IN THE DESERT. THEY FIND A MAGIC LAMP SO THEY RUB IT AND EACH GET ONE WISH. THE ENGLISHMAN ASKS FOR A GLASS OF WATER AND DRINKS IT TO COOL HIM DOWN. THE SCOTSMAN ASKS FOR A SWIMMING POOL AND DIVES IN TO COOL HIM OFF. AND THE IRISHMAN ASKS FOR A CAR DOOR. AFTER THEY WHERE COOLED DOWN THEY ASKED THE IRISHMAN WHY HE HAD A CAR DOOR TO WHICH HE REPLIED:
"IF I'M HOT I CAN WIND THE WINDOW DOWN."
Q: Whats the difference between a sorority girl and a elephant.
A: About forty pounds.
Q: How do you make them equal.
A: feed the elephant.
A man goes to the doctors and says.
"doctor doctor i think my penis is too small what can i do."
"well" says the doctor "take these elephant homones and soon you will a tackle anyman would be proud of.
So the man goes home and takes these homones and while out at a restruant with his girlfriend his nob comes up on the table nicks a jacket potatoe and goes back down.
"wow" says his girlfriend "can you do that again?"
"Yeah i can, but i dont think my arse can take it"
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